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You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.
 
You *must* scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail!
Behold, elevator butt.
 
The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
 
Grace personified.
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that
 
Blur of motion, then -
Silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?
 
You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.
 
My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
Can just hide my head.
 
Face to face, paws tucked
Purring on your chest
Wet sneeze
Where did that come from.
 
Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner.
 
I want to be close
To you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?
 
Wanna go outside.
Oh, crap! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
 
Oh no! Big One
Has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!
 
Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams.
My claws are not that sharp.
 
Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!"
 
The Big Ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold
Time for "Cup Hockey."
 
In deep sleep hear sound
Cat vomit hair ball somewhere
Will find in morning.
 
There's no dignity
In being sick - which is why
I don't tell you where.
 
Seeking solitude
I am locked in the closet.
For once I need you.
 
We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you.
Want to smell my butt?
 
The cat is not all
Bad - she fills the litter box
With Tootsie Rolls.
 
*taken from various sites in the internet